Factotam 

Factotam: A employee who tries to fuck everybody at work.

Guy: Good morning.

Girl: Fuck off!
Guy: are you mad because i finish early?

Girl: No. You didn't even make it in there.

Guy: "thinking out load" All three girls said the same thing. They all hate me.... factotam. O well back to work ladies.

Factotam by Quail eggs! July 25, 2025

factotumised

When the funk/rock 4 piece band Factotum take a song and butcher it until it is unrecognisable to the untrained ear, apart from the lyrics which mostly stay the same.

Factotum can factotumise any song from Daniel Orlick's 'Attitude' to Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'.

Music fan 1: "Hey, did you hear that version of Respect on the radio?"
Music fan 2: "Which one?"
Music fan 1: "The factotumised one."
Music fan 2: "That was Respect? It sounded nothing like it. Well, apart from the lyrics."

factotumised by factotummusic April 16, 2008

factotum 

n. A man who never had a job he liked; and never kept a job he had.

On such jobs a factotum becomes tired. They experience weariness beyond fatigue. They say mad, brilliant things. Out of my head, I cussed and talked and cracked jokes and sang. Hell boils with laughter.

factotum by Nietzschean July 3, 2007

Factotally

When something is totally true - to the point of becoming fact

"Did you forget to call to let me know you would be home?!"
"I factotally tried, but it was busy!"

Factotally by Word*Smith August 27, 2008

factotem pole 

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

factotem pole by euphemistmo January 7, 2018