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Facepurge

Erasing every Facebook status that will ultimately bring shame when you add a potential love interest.
"I just facepurged so I could add xxxxx as a friend."
by LittleNu November 30, 2011
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facehugger

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.
All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.
by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005
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Facepressing

Using Facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. A person may facepress through:
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.
John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.

John Smith's facepressing is second to few.
by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011
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FaceBurned

To be punitively removed from another’s Facebook friend list.

Often accompanied by a sense of anger and rejection.
I got into an argument with {person} so he / she deleted me from their Facebook, I got Faceburned.
by M. Swiger November 30, 2010
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Facepuke

Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.
Facepuke sucks even harder than CrySpace.
by einszweidrei July 29, 2009
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Facepage

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.
Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.
by Teejay9 August 9, 2010
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facehugger

A vagina with legs.

Latches onto the face of an unwitting victim and lays eggs in said victim's throat. Victim later dies of indigestion.
The facehugger first appears in the hit sci-fi movie Alien (1979).
by Ben.S May 19, 2008
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