Facelock 

The uncontrollable muscle, face reaction that one has while puking, after a night of heavy drinking.

I had massive facelock last night, that shot of jager did me in!

Facelock by K13bear March 25, 2010

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

Facecocking 

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.

An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:

"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."

"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."

Facecocking by Borax500 August 10, 2012

facelook 

used to define any expression on someones face.

Johnny: Did you see the facelook that girl gave you
Anthony: Yea, she was all sorts of pissed

facelook by DJ Or Derb April 19, 2011

Facemocking 

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

Facemocking by Shinebert August 24, 2010

facecock 

During the foreplay stage of a sexual encounter, the male participant(s), without provocation or explanation, repeatedly thrusts his erect penis into the face of another individual.

My roommate couldn't seal the deal, so he facecocked that ho.

We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.

facecock by Art Cocheese September 30, 2007

facelick 

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg

"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"

facelick by fargleblargle December 9, 2009