Facelock
The uncontrollable muscle, face reaction that one has while puking, after a night of heavy drinking.
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facelicker
Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020
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Facelock • faceblock • faceblocked • facelook • facecock • Faceblocking • Facecocking • facelick • facelicker • facelooking
Facecocking
The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.
An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:
"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."
"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."
"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
Facecocking by Borax500 August 10, 2012
facelook
facelook by DJ Or Derb April 19, 2011
Facemocking
Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.
FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.
Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.
OR
Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.
OR
Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
Facemocking by Shinebert August 24, 2010
facecock
During the foreplay stage of a sexual encounter, the male participant(s), without provocation or explanation, repeatedly thrusts his erect penis into the face of another individual.
My roommate couldn't seal the deal, so he facecocked that ho.
We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.
We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.
facecock by Art Cocheese September 30, 2007
facelick
facelick by fargleblargle December 9, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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