Facelock

The uncontrollable muscle, face reaction that one has while puking, after a night of heavy drinking.

I had massive facelock last night, that shot of jager did me in!

by K13bear March 25, 2010

facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

Facecocking

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.

An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:

"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."

"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."

by Borax500 August 10, 2012

facelook

used to define any expression on someones face.

Johnny: Did you see the facelook that girl gave you
Anthony: Yea, she was all sorts of pissed

by DJ Or Derb April 19, 2011

Facemocking

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

by Shinebert August 24, 2010

facecock

During the foreplay stage of a sexual encounter, the male participant(s), without provocation or explanation, repeatedly thrusts his erect penis into the face of another individual.

My roommate couldn't seal the deal, so he facecocked that ho.

We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.

by Art Cocheese September 30, 2007

facelick

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg

"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"

by fargleblargle December 9, 2009