DNSM

Abbreviation

"damned near shat myself"

Texter1: Dude, did you watch Modern Family last night?
Texter2: Yes. DNSM

by Shinebert November 08, 2012

Paul Reubens Hat Trick

To masturbate 3 times in one day.

My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick

by Shinebert April 24, 2015

Facemocking

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

by Shinebert August 24, 2010