Definitions by Shinebert

Paul Reubens Hat Trick 

To masturbate 3 times in one day.

My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick

Paul Reubens Hat Trick by Shinebert April 24, 2015

DNSM 

Abbreviation

"damned near shat myself"

Texter1: Dude, did you watch Modern Family last night?
Texter2: Yes. DNSM

DNSM by Shinebert November 8, 2012

Facemocking 

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

Facemocking by Shinebert August 24, 2010