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facecrap 

Joe: hy y u no go facebook
Smart person: lolfacecrap
Joe: EWWW not my friend anymore

Faceslash 

(noun) - A Facebook user's subdomain.
Dude 1: Dude, what faceslash did you grab?
Dude 2: I got facebook.com/faceslash!
Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
Dude 1: METAFACESLASH!!!
Faceslash by smellyrock June 24, 2009

Facecradle 

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way
Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.
Facecradle by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facecradle 

Created by Gerard Way. Similar in appearance to a facepalm, however there are many differences.
A facecradle is gentle and nurturing, as opposed to a facepalm, which is harsh and unsophisticated.
Facecradle by Peterick Trohley December 29, 2014

Facecrastination

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

facesmasher 

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.
We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.
facesmasher by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011