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Facebook faker 

An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.

But really their not.
____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??

_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!

shit like that

Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"

Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"

Nigga: "aite, lets do it"
Facebook faker by LoWriDeRq24354354 February 17, 2010

Facebook fake 

a fucker who decides to take people pictures and uses it for themselves. In other words impersonating someone.
Wow look at that facebook fake. she's totally fake i have seen her pictures on photobucket
Facebook fake by Ballin 77 April 26, 2010

Facebook Fake-out

The act of when an ugly but yet photogenic person posts multiple deceiving photos of themselves to fake-out the viewer.
(Kyle) OMG! Did you see that girl Jordan on Facebook!? She is SMOKIN'!!!!

(Tanner) Have you ever seen her in person? She is a fat cunt and a total Facebook fake-out.

Facebook Fake-Out

When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out
Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.

Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.
Facebook Fake-Out by normalguyz August 6, 2011

Facebook Fake-Out

When a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, I meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an Apache Indian to appear attractive over the interwebs.
That girl's profile pic was sexy, but, when I met at that party last night, she was hella' hit. She's a total Facebook Fake-Out.
Facebook Fake-Out by Higheena September 9, 2011

facebook fake sexyness 

someone who looks really hot on facebook profile picture, but in real life they are butt ugly.
Sam: How was your date
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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