Facebook Lad 

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

Facebook Lad by darkfish June 10, 2011

Facebook Bin Laden 

A person who hacks into other people's facebooks and changes their statuses to, ususally, something highly inappropriate or embarrassing. When the victims realize what has happened it's usually too late. They find a copious amount of responses from other users of the site to further the embarrassment. Most of the time the identity of the hijacker is never revealed so the victims suffering from the attacks are always on their guard but constantly being attacked. They have to hide their phones & computers, and change their passwords but somehow can never outrun the wrath of the ruthless.

Dalila: OMG! did you read my latest post? It says I have 'mudd butt and bubble guts!' I'm so embarrassed.

Cliff: Well, what do you expect? You left your phone unattended and it was hijacked by a Facebook Bin Laden! It's probably Holley again...

Dalila: I need a beer.

Facebook Bin Laden by Matt (Ghandi) Palmer October 1, 2010

Facebooklarity 

Extreme Popularity on Facebook.

Someone who is extremely popular on Facebook.

Someone who gets many posts by people telling them how funny, liked and loved they are on their own wall.

Every post gets a lot of clicks on the "LIKE" button

Someone who gets many positive comments on all of their posts.

John Q Citizen has Facebooklarity because he is well liked & loved by all his friends.

He is missed when he's offline for even 1 day. His friends let him know it by posting many, many positive posts on his wall daily.

Typically John Q Citizen has over 1,000 friends. People thank him for his Facebook friendship. He is smart, funny, witty, kind and loved. The same goes for the female version, Jane Q Citizen.

If you have Facebooklarity you'll know it. If you don't know it, you don't have it.

Facebooklarity by SonnyD81963 October 8, 2011

Facebookadalean 

A Classification: Someone who uses Facebook every day.

I refer to myself as a "Facebookadalean."

Forward thinking companies would be wise to tap into the growing population of Facebookadaleans.

Facebookadalean by AofF13 June 18, 2011