Facebaffle 

A mysterious or cryptic post on Facebook that is either only understood by a very small group of people or is complete non-sense. The proper facebaffle is never explained no matter if others inquire or not.

Suzy facebaffled when she posted “Last night I saw…WOW!” on Facebook then never explained what she meant.

Facebaffle by CSni July 18, 2009

Faceballer 

Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.

Jamie is a superfaceballer; she roots for Greenbay and puts down the Steelers.

Faceballer by zmommybear February 24, 2011

Facebattle 

The act of hijacking someone's Facebook profile update to argue over a point or political statement made in aforementioned update.

Friend X: Well, if you look at Glenn Beck's site, he clearly states the facts, blah, blah, blah
Friend Y: Glenn Beck is an idiot yadda, yadda, yadda
Friend Z: Guys, can you take your Facebattle private? I was just trying to tell everyone how bad the line was @ Shangri-la!

Facebattle by KevNemo September 8, 2009