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FaceDev by cart1416 February 17, 2026
The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.
Yohn facedesked because of the insanity in the room.
facedesk by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006

/facedesk 

The physical act of banging your head against a desk. Derived from /facepalm
/facedesk by gregoreeDOTcom October 14, 2008
Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
facedesk by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009

two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back
Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.
For when a facepalm just isn't enough.
User1: What's brown and sticky?
User2: What?
User1: A twig.
User2: I don't get it.
User1: *facedesk*
facedesk by monkyingaround October 18, 2012