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Facebase 

Your update feed on facebook. The place where you start when signing into facebook or go to when clinking the "home" tab. The place where you see all of your facebook friends updated status and such if you haven't blocked them.
I noticed that my best friend broken up with her boyfriend when I signed in and saw my facebase. I knew she would be calling me soon to talk about it.
Facebase by MyMusicAddiction August 22, 2010
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facebase 

the act of facebooking that resembles the use use of freebasing cocain. Hours of use that leaves you feeling empty inside. Feeling powerless to say no from compulsive checking to see if any one has made a comment. Repeated comments on your own posts.
Last night I was at the the movie, but I all that was on my mind was another facebase.
facebase by leonfun1 February 22, 2010

FaceBase 

Your friends on Facebook. Can also be a verb. Facebasing.
Dude! You have over 1000 facebase. WTF? Do you KNOW these people?

So I was facebasing late last night and realized that my new date might have history with 6 of my facebase. Wonder if I should not accept the friend request to keep things cool?

Can I add him to my facebase?
Have you talked to him more than twice ? If not

it could look like you are stalking.
FaceBase by Eiger2 April 20, 2010
The opposite of based.
Josh: Dude I don't really like Lil B
Chad: That's kinda fakebased.
fakebased by esneck November 7, 2013

Facecase cracker 

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn
That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker
Facecase cracker by Davedale August 18, 2019

facebake 

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.
Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.
facebake by M T Jones March 17, 2008

Face base 

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to appear on Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "In a relationship".
"It looks like Kat has made it to Face base with that new guy."

"Yeah his picture is all over her profile now."
Face base by Elgebar December 6, 2009