The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
Get the straight face testmug. Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face
Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you
Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you
by Jointtokes August 29, 2009
Get the Butt lickin teste facemug. It is most commonly used in Australia and Britain. It is when a (most commonly teenage boy) masterbaits to a females face and if it’s enjoyable he will move on to other things sexually related.
Gavin: are you going to chop in on Leah or what?
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye
by 04youmissoismine April 17, 2020
Get the Face testmug.