Face test 

It is most commonly used in Australia and Britain. It is when a (most commonly teenage boy) masterbaits to a females face and if it’s enjoyable he will move on to other things sexually related.

Gavin: are you going to chop in on Leah or what?
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye

Face test by 04youmissoismine April 17, 2020

straight face test 

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

straight face test by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Butt lickin teste face 

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.

Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you

Butt lickin teste face by Jointtokes August 29, 2009

Testicle Face 

A testicle face or otherwise known as "Testie Face" is a fascinating creature which lives in a small town called devon, it has a testicle instead of a head and is generally always pissed off.

"Oh god, That leigh is a testicle face"

Testicle Face by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004