Face Me
Face Me by DumbUsername March 28, 2010
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North Face me
The act of asking a person to provide you with the warmth of a North Face Windbreaker before entering a musical venue that is going to provide Hardcore music or Pop-punk, also known as Easy-core, music to the youth of the douchebag New Jersey youth.
North Face me by ProxRunsNJ April 15, 2011
Fuck Me Face
The facial expression a woman has when she is at the brink of sexual satisfaction. May be a vital thing to consider when looking for a girlfriend.
Fuck Me Face by Sam Lasater April 5, 2008
Punch Me Face
A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.
Punch Me Face by ShaneP!!! July 5, 2007
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give me face by free6ix9ine:( January 5, 2019
Cum-on-me Face
The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.
Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014
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