face eater 

a person who sucks the energy out of another, usually will find a person with a problem or a tragedy, get them to tell the story and (then) suck the life out of them. Face Eaters are easy to spot...the person who seems to be listening intently to someone telling a personal story, but they are staring at the persons mouth (as if to suck the words out) and they are standing way, way too close to the person speaking

hey, Sally broke up with her boyfriend and is telling her friend Whitney over there in the corner. God! could Whitney be standing any closer to Sally? Whats wrong with Sally's face? What a fuckin face eater that Whitney is!! she's swelling up like a damn puffer fish!

face eater by clarkfarley October 31, 2011

Face Eater 

A person who eats faces frequently such as at the g-unit partys and enjoys it. We like to call the disease they have "Excessive Compulsive Face Eating"

I hate you? chris cause you are such as face eater.x4

Face Eater by Wenis Toucher October 31, 2003

Face Grenade Eater 

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.

Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(

Face Grenade Eater by MTFjr February 7, 2008

face-eaters 

A pair of over-sized trendy sunglasses, usually sported by scene kids.

Scene girl #1: Like, RaWwRr! Let's go to the br00tal show.
Scene boy that looks like a scene girl: I'm going to show off my face-eaters and look fierce.

face-eaters by xlivelifeontheEDGEx June 10, 2009

Face like a half eaten hamburger 

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

Face like a half eaten hamburger by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

Facehaters 

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.

Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.

Facehaters by Ooganden January 25, 2009

Facewater 

Water on your face!

Facewater

Facewater by Thomassen May 7, 2010