Face Bacon 

Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.

My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.

Face Bacon by FaceBacon July 6, 2009

Bacon Face 

The act of hearing a word (usually bacon) and going into a trance, fantasizing about the word that was said

Robert : Yeah so i had the most amazing bacon and....George?

George: *bacon face

Bacon Face by nuggetfaces August 9, 2010

Uncle Bacon Face 

The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.

Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.

Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!

Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!

Uncle Bacon Face by mateo goddardo May 14, 2008

Bacon Face 

Horrible condition of the facial region, that appears to be caused by rather sudden and extreme heat.

"What the fuck bro, your dating that girl with the bacon face.. BACON FACE!!?""

Bacon Face by Chad "Vision" Elbandagji July 21, 2008

bacon face 

What happened to that dudes face on the dark knight.

Person one- Harvey dents face looks so gross
Person two- It looks like bacon...
Both- Bacon face fer sure

bacon face by shani. x October 22, 2008

Bacon Face 

Ones face who may have been subject to major rashes.

Luke Mace has a Bacon Face, that was a ryme it happens all the time, eggi with an "i" not with a "y"

Bacon Face by Mr. Hayden July 22, 2004

Bacon Face 

The face you have after smoking some sweet chronic.

Damn, I just got done baking..do I have a bacon face?

Bacon Face by bobbbbbbbbbbb December 14, 2008