Face Bacon
My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.
Face Bacon by FaceBacon July 6, 2009
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Bacon Face
The act of hearing a word (usually bacon) and going into a trance, fantasizing about the word that was said
Bacon Face by nuggetfaces August 9, 2010
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Uncle Bacon Face
The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.
Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.
Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!
Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!
Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!
Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!
Uncle Bacon Face by mateo goddardo May 14, 2008
Bacon Face
Horrible condition of the facial region, that appears to be caused by rather sudden and extreme heat.
Bacon Face by Chad "Vision" Elbandagji July 21, 2008
bacon face
Person one- Harvey dents face looks so gross
Person two- It looks like bacon...
Both- Bacon face fer sure
Person two- It looks like bacon...
Both- Bacon face fer sure
bacon face by shani. x October 22, 2008
Bacon Face
Luke Mace has a Bacon Face, that was a ryme it happens all the time, eggi with an "i" not with a "y"
Bacon Face by Mr. Hayden July 22, 2004
Bacon Face
Bacon Face by bobbbbbbbbbbb December 14, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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