n. The moment of joysomeone who sews a lot gets upon entering a large fabric store.
"Terrinice and I went to Joann's Fabric to get some craft supplies. She ended up having a fabrigasm as soon as we entered the store and wanted to touch everything."
The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonelySaturday nights.
Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"
Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"
Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"
The greatest midfielder in the world at the moment in 2008. He is Arsenal's prized possesion and can pick a pass anywhere on the field. Unfortunately C.Ronaldo is being queer and now he is overlooked. P.S C.Ronaldo sucks douche juice
Hey did you see that!
What?
Fabregas has won FIFA player of the year
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.