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fabrigay 

Someone who acts gay (or gayer) for some specific purpose. Commonly done to get attention, special treatment, or (in the case of straight men) access to woman-dominated locations and activities. Shortened form of fabrigay egg.

See also: flambot, flambiguous, fauxmosexual
"At home you act like a Will, but whenever we go out, you act like a Jack! God, you're such a fabrigay egg."

"LiLo, diving with Samantha Ronson didn't make you relevant again. Can you please stop being such a fabrigay now?"
fabrigay by Ryan_Greene August 4, 2009
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n. The moment of joy someone who sews a lot gets upon entering a large fabric store.
"Terrinice and I went to Joann's Fabric to get some craft supplies. She ended up having a fabrigasm as soon as we entered the store and wanted to touch everything."
Fabrigasm by Urban Philosopher December 7, 2009

fabriglyphics

The cryptic language of the clothing gnomes inscribed on clothing tags.

A vast majority have been decoded.

The first fabriglyphic was that of a No (a barred circle) superimposed over an equilateral triangle pointing upwards means "Do not use chlorine bleach".
I don't know how to launder my new shirt- the fabriglyphics are missing.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026