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When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your penis making it red then you make her cream pie getting it on your penis making it white then you do anal with her getting shit on your penis making a brown layer along with the red and white layers therefor your penis now looks like a fab ice lolly
I’m going fabbing tonight with my bird, could get messy
Fabbing by Bog is a milf 123 January 9, 2022
Words you can keep
The female version of fapping. Generally used to denote mastubatory sessions that fall outside of the female stereotype (soft music, candles, warm bath, etc.)
So I watched 'Enemy at the Gates' yesterday, and I was TOTALLY fabbing off to Jude Law.
fabbing by Tortilla Factory May 13, 2005
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The action off being fabulous!
Damn Dark is always fabbing!
Fabbing by Fabby August 22, 2019
Verb. The act of crying to, for, over, or because of the band Fall Out Boy. The occurrence of sobbing uncontrollably to FOB's music was happening enough that it deserved it's own word. It is not uncommon to 'fob', especially when seeing FOB live.
Person 1: Any Fall Out Boy song is great to make out to, except for 'What a Catch, Donnie', because no one wants to make out while crying.

Person 2: You mean no one wants to make out while fobbing? Yeah, no kidding.
Fobbing by Hailnogurl June 24, 2013
To lie. To fib isn't to make a small, subtle lie, that will hopefully go unnoticed.
Jake was fibbing when he said he finished his homework.
Fibbing by ZombieLord December 28, 2009
The act of sticking a finger up someone's bum during sex, either with their express request, reluctant permission, or (more amusingly) completely out of the blue.

Applies to both gay and straight.

Consider it a sort of polite alternative, or a beginner's version if you would, of fisting.

It comes from the acronym FUB - Finger Up Bum.
Derivatives like 'to fub', 'fubbed', 'well I'll be fubbed', 'fubstep' and so on are known to exist and are applicable according to context.
"I was having sex with this 8/10 girl yesterday and out of the blue, she starts fubbing me. No warning whatsoever! At first I didn't know what to do, but she was pretty fit so I just rode it out... Fubbed and proud!"
Fubbing by Gibralteaser November 4, 2012

fobbing around 

To speak loudly and passionately in your own eastern Asian language with 2 or more people who speak that same language. For example, "Those C-fobs are obnoxiously fobbing around in the library."
For example, "Those C-fobs are obnoxiously fobbing around in the library."
fobbing around by Fob1 January 16, 2015
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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