The green fuck from aether paradise who my pal desires carnally. A lot of people think he's really ugly, some think he's alright enough to consider okay, others (such as my friend) desire him in a way I don't really understand but to each their own.
I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.