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A hypermasulculine bald boomer from the great state of Florida. His activities include playing Minecraft, pumping iron, and making Youtube videos. Despite numerous claims, he IS NOT your dad.
"Hey you know that guy who plays on 2b2t?"
"Yeah you're talking about FitMC"
FitMC by AnchorOfTime September 22, 2020
Related Words
FYITM • FitMC • FITM • fitment • fitma • FYIGMO • FYIM • FYIMTDT • Fyita • FYITTA
"Fuck You, I Got Mine".

People who rally against something that would help someone else because they wouldn't benefit from it.

See also: People who are against health insurance reform.

See also: People who were against credit card reform.

See also: People who were against the government allowing mortgage lenders to make changes to the loans of borrowers who were in danger of defaulting.

See also: People who clamor about supporting the troops and then complain when disabled vets get healthcare when they return from war.

See also: Teenagers at their first McJob who complain because taxes (at the lowest bracket) are taking a sliver of their paycheck away.
All the eldery voters who constantly vote down the public school system because their children are adults have a giant FYIGM complex
FYIGM by zeb81 August 19, 2009

Royal Fitment

Royal Fitment is an international automotive community. We strive to entertain the world through our car communition. We always accept people who enjoy car enthusiasts, drives or is an enthusiasts worldwide, are welcomed
The royal fitment of stance was perfect. Passion for the preservation of all royal Fitment
Royal Fitment by Royal Fitment November 25, 2021
A Florida chad who plays block game, you can find him on Youtube and sometimes Twitch.
FitMC is a Legendary Historian of 2b2t.org and creator of the the Team Veteran Initiative
FitMC by Memecraft2.0 October 3, 2020
adj. • pronounced FIG-moe • Acronym for: Fuck You, I've Got My Orders. In military culture, when an individual is being transferred or his/her tour of duty is close to completion, a person may demonstrate some level of apathy and/or defiance, since their behavior is less likely to bring consequences.
"Man, you're gonna get yourself busted down to private with that FYIGMO attitude."

"She's so short (tour of duty almost over) she's completely FYIGMO."
FYIGMO by bigcharles March 6, 2009
First thing in the morning.
Something you will do once you've jerked off, had your morning coffee and smoked some cigarettes.
bengt: I really must kill that bitch.
pixlez: Yeah, but let's do it FTITM.
FTITM by pixlez August 6, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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