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fuck you you fucking fuck
When upset with a fellow employee, just say "fuuff" and walk away.
fuuff by Mrs. Snape July 11, 2007
Words you can keep
to use to describe something bad
dang man, it’s so fuuff
fuuff by bad, terrible May 20, 2019

Cunt Fluff 

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

Fluff Bandit 

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy
"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"
Fluff Bandit by LewisSMills May 12, 2015

Fluffenchops 

A common term used among pet bird owners online and people within the birb community.

“The chops with fluffens that cover the beaky in bashfulness and contentment...”

AKA the floofy feathers that surround the beaks of some birbs (notably cockatoos, cockatiels, and other parrots) when the birb is puffed up.
Max looks so cute when he’s sleepy. Look at dem fluffenchops!
Fluffenchops by ProjectOWL August 2, 2018
Cute things in a relationship such as cuddles and kisses, not sexual.
"What happened last night"
"Nothing much just some fluff"
Fluff by fluffyflufffluff September 23, 2017

fluff your garfield 

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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