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Funniest shit i've ever seen 

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

funniest person on the couch 

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

funniest joke in the world 

you.
“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

funniest faggot 

A gay male that despite their homosexuality has a great sense of humor and is funny as shit
Neil Patrick Harris is the funniest faggot he's fuckin hilarious in Harold & Kumar
funniest faggot by godchef July 25, 2010

Funniest Drunk 

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
That Bobby Leane is one of the Funniest Drunk.

Funniest Home Videos Syndrome 

Is when clips are shown within a show, and the comments/additions of the announcers/hosts detract from the comedy and/or entertainment of the clip.
RayWilliamJohnson: BALLS.
Jeff: Well, it would have been funny without it.
Bill: RWJ has massive Funniest Home Videos Syndrome.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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