FOMDJ

fuck on my dj

she wanna FOMDJ

FOMDJ by freakdih March 28, 2025

foodjew

A man/woman that hoards food for such an unnecessary amount of time, that it is considered illegal in some countries. Said items are usually stored for that "special time", which realistically never occurs.

John: "Dude, open those pretzels and give me one, they look awesome"
Chris: "Nah man, I'm saving those for when North Korea and South Korea unite and forget their differences"
John: "GOD.........stop being such a foodjew"

foodjew by MikeWasowsky February 26, 2011

FOMD 

Fuck off my dick

Roommate- bruh I asked you three times can you do the dishes

Roommate2 -man FOMD

FOMD by CIPBASOB July 5, 2022

foodjumacate 

To educate someone about different types of foods and dishes.

Bro you don’t know what sriracha is?! You’re not foodjumacated at all!

foodjumacate by Surfin’ USA October 28, 2018

fomjo 

fear of missing joint out

damn vikas smoked hella joint.. had major fomjo!

fomjo by t1miii111 February 19, 2022

foodjitsu 

The ability to eat a wide array of foods of various textures, flavor pallets, and spice levels without being bothered physically, mentally, or emotionally.

Stan? His foodjitsu skills are so strong that he eats Carolina Reaper Chilis as part of this balanced breakfast.

foodjitsu by theurbandater June 23, 2018

Fomdl 

Fearless Old Man Drug Lord

Dat nigga a fomdl.

"Why is your boyfriend look so old?"

""Because he's fomdl""

Fomdl by Fomdl78 October 10, 2018