FOMDJ

fuck on my dj

she wanna FOMDJ

by freakdih March 28, 2025

foodjew

A man/woman that hoards food for such an unnecessary amount of time, that it is considered illegal in some countries. Said items are usually stored for that "special time", which realistically never occurs.

John: "Dude, open those pretzels and give me one, they look awesome"
Chris: "Nah man, I'm saving those for when North Korea and South Korea unite and forget their differences"
John: "GOD.........stop being such a foodjew"

by MikeWasowsky February 26, 2011

FOMD

Fuck off my dick

Roommate- bruh I asked you three times can you do the dishes

Roommate2 -man FOMD

by CIPBASOB July 5, 2022

foodjumacate

To educate someone about different types of foods and dishes.

Bro you don’t know what sriracha is?! You’re not foodjumacated at all!

by Surfin’ USA October 28, 2018

fomjo

fear of missing joint out

damn vikas smoked hella joint.. had major fomjo!

by t1miii111 February 19, 2022

foodjitsu

The ability to eat a wide array of foods of various textures, flavor pallets, and spice levels without being bothered physically, mentally, or emotionally.

Stan? His foodjitsu skills are so strong that he eats Carolina Reaper Chilis as part of this balanced breakfast.

by theurbandater June 23, 2018

Fomdl

Fearless Old Man Drug Lord

Dat nigga a fomdl.

"Why is your boyfriend look so old?"

""Because he's fomdl""

by Fomdl78 October 10, 2018