FMTOS Share definition Flag Fuck Me Twice On Sundays; an expression used to express disgust to an unexpected event — quite the opposite reaction to what the acronym stands for FMTOS, you've got to be kidding me. FMTOS by Deb M. March 11, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the FMTOS mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch