by kirtap May 19, 2005
Get the FMLPO mug.This is a compound word, composed of acronyms FML (Fuck my life) and LOL (laugh out loud). This term is used to express the utter retardedness of one's life, when not even FML will suffice in conveying how terrible it is. This is to say, one's life sucks so bad the only thing left to do is just to laugh hysterically at the pure ridiculousness and hopelessness of the situation.
College student cramming for final exams: Dude, it's already midnight and I have to write a 6 page paper by tomorrow morning and I also have a test in orgo that I haven't even started studying for, and I have to get at least an 80 to pass or my parents are gonna cut me off! FMLOL
by baby monroe stl April 23, 2009
Get the FMLOL mug.When FML just won't do.
I woke up at 10:12 and my final exam in Physics was at 10:00. FMLSOMF (fuck my life shit on my face). FML just wasn't enough.
I woke up at 10:12 and my final exam in Physics was at 10:00. FMLSOMF (fuck my life shit on my face). FML just wasn't enough.
by tandrews February 5, 2009
Get the FMLSOMF mug.When you are on the toilet for an extended period of time and the automatic light turns off due to a period of inactivity.
by Jones Jr December 22, 2020
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Get the felpork mug.Abbreviation of "For me to poop on." Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" fame.
"Yeah, Kirk. That was great acting, Kirk, really great acting...FMTPO!!!" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to William Shatner on the occasion of his visit to the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show, regarding Shatner's acting in the original television series "Star Trek."
by Thoros of Myr March 16, 2006
Get the FMTPO mug.f*** my lack of a life
-used to describe an fml that isn't really fml-material. Its just the person's lack of a life, which they think "f*** their life" but its really just sad. It can also be slightly funny to the reader but it's really just sad.
-used to describe an fml that isn't really fml-material. Its just the person's lack of a life, which they think "f*** their life" but its really just sad. It can also be slightly funny to the reader but it's really just sad.
On FML (made up)
"today, I realized that my best friend in the world is my cat. FML"
Reader: "That's so not FML, that FMLOL"
"today, I realized that my best friend in the world is my cat. FML"
Reader: "That's so not FML, that FMLOL"
by Alyssialui June 8, 2009
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