This is a compound word, composed of acronyms FML (Fuck my life) and LOL (laugh out loud). This term is used to express the utter retardedness of one's life, when not even FML will suffice in conveying how terrible it is. This is to say, one's life sucks so bad the only thing left to do is just to laugh hysterically at the pure ridiculousness and hopelessness of the situation.
College student cramming for final exams: Dude, it's already midnight and I have to write a 6 page paper by tomorrow morning and I also have a test in orgo that I haven't even started studying for, and I have to get at least an 80 to pass or my parents are gonna cut me off! FMLOL
-used to describe an fml that isn't really fml-material. Its just the person's lack of a life, which they think "f*** their life" but its really just sad. It can also be slightly funny to the reader but it's really just sad.
On FML (made up)
"today, I realized that my best friend in the world is my cat. FML"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.