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It's cold as balls out here, I'm FMFAO!
FMFAO by RyanGinger December 23, 2011
Words you can keep
1) Acronym for "FUCK MY ASS OFF".

2) A combination of the popular internet phrases "FML" and "LMAO" which can be used in a variety of contexts.

3) An expression of frustration.

4) An expression used to describe sexual activities.
"FMAO, girl! I got blackout and backed into your brother's friend's car last night! FMAO!"

"I tried to have a friendly BBQ and it turned into a goddamned shit show. FMAO!"

"I FMAO'd last night... LIKE A BOSS!"
FMAO by Maria & Dan June 21, 2009
Related Words
FMFAO FMAO FFMAO FMAFO FMAOL Fmfa FMFBAO fm face
Fuck My Ass Off Laughing
This is just LMFAO, switched around, for a new, funner word that you and your friends can say to eachother and confuse the fuck out of other people, and fmaol at their cluelessness.
Jim - Dude, i totally FMAOL'd when i found out derek's girlfriend had a cock...that's bigger than mine.
FMAOL by cockboybuttslut February 1, 2010
Although it is an abbreviation that stands for "freezing my ass off," FMAO can stand for many things, such as "farting my ass off."
Holy Shit! I should have worn a coat today, I am FMAO!
FMAO by fabcookie96 December 6, 2009
Billy: Travis- bring me gasx on the way home.. FFMAO
Travis: Ugh. Billy, you should’ve known that Mexican food wasn’t gonna sit well.. omw
FFMAO by Kakialeichem July 25, 2019
Used to abbreviate Freezing My Arse Off - originates from the infamous LMAO (Laughing My Arse Off) but is used when one is cold.
First used on myspace.com
John: "It's serioulsy cold today!"
Dan: "Too right - I'm fmao here!!"
FMAO by James Cartman December 26, 2008
dude, i'm FMFBAO
dude, my ass isn't black, so i guess im just FMFAO
FMFBAO by B! from the radddddness December 20, 2008
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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