FLUSH FLOOD 

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.

Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.

FLUSH FLOOD by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

Flash Flood Dump 

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.

Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/

Flash Flood Dump by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014

Flash Flood 

An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.

1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."

Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."

2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.

Flash Flood by Brett schu June 13, 2010

Flash Flood 

The over excitement of a female in the moments before sex causing an excess of vaginal fluid.

Did you cause a flash flood before you hit that?

Flash Flood by dklee January 8, 2009

Flash flood 

n.

An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.

"I was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before I knew it I was drowning in a Flash flood... and that's why I need an extension on the paper."

Flash flood by usman noyo December 29, 2007

Arkansas flash flood 

When one consumes an abundance of cat fish and Bush Lites at the bonfire and stops at the SQRL gas station to shit and his Girl blows him as he uses the Bidet and gets shit sprayed on her chin.

That bitch was so drunk she couldn't wait to blow me. Unfortunately the Bidet wasn't finished and she got the old Arkansas flash flood

Arkansas flash flood by Johny Headbandz February 27, 2023

Gypsy in a Flash Flood

One who dresses mismatched, unflattering, or just plain goofy therefore everyone knows this person is trying to make his or her own style but failing miserably at it.

Someone who looks like they got dressed in the dark ran out of the house in whatever they through on without looking into a mirror before stepping into the world.

My god, did you look at Betty this morning? She looks like a Gypsy in a Flash Flood!

Gypsy in a Flash Flood by J. Bilewicz March 30, 2007