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An acronym for "First Lady I'd Rim Job", and a reference to Hilary Clinton. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog:


Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: "Don't refer to me as a 'MILF.'"

Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton: "And don't refer to me as a 'FLIRJ.' I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

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The word β€œFLIRJ” was on the 9/13/08 episode of SNL. Amy Poehler/Hillary Clinton said, β€œStop calling me a FLIRJ. I looked up what it stands for and I do not like it.”
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1. An acronym for "First Lady? I'd Rather Jack-off....". Presumably the rest of the statement would be then fuck.

2. First Lady I'd rim job
1. I would fuck Laura Bush or Michelle Obama, but Hillary Clinton is too much of a flirj.

2. Laura Bush is a Flirj. I'd eat that ass for hours
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New acronym apparently made up by the writers of Saturday Night Live for the 9/13/08 show. Used to contrast Tina Fey as "Sarah Palin" against Amy Poehler as "Hillary Clinton". In discussing sexism, "Palin" tells everyone to stop calling her a milf, then "Clinton" says to stop calling her a "flirj" (says she has Googled the definition and does not like it!).

Now everyone is Googling "flirj" and no one seems to know what it means, but it would make sense for it to mean (in contrast to "milf" and as a desciption for the mean things people say about Hillary Clinton):

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Hell no I don't want to fuck that flirj! She scares me!!
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Stands for 'First Lady I'd Rim Job'
"Dayum, did you see Hillary Clinton on TV last night, shes such as FLIRJ!"
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