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equal rights equal fights 

when a woman punches a man and says a man can't hit a woman but then the man points out that equal rights mean equal fights.
feminist: you can't hit me I'm a woman.
Man who believes in equality: equal rights equal fights.
*He beats her up*

Monkey Shit Fights 

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
Monkey Shit Fights by JSP123 January 22, 2009

friday night sissy fights

The hottest new sports event on HBO that features boxing with all gay fighters.
I just got tickets to Friday Night Sissy Fights! Ryan Seacrest versus Lance Bass!

Dinner Fights

Sunday night family dinners that certain family members still insist on serving although they complain about making them, then don't offer the meal to whoever they are pissed off at that evening, then the spend the meal asking people what they are doing after the meal...also you have to watch CSPAN during them.
"Dinner fights won't be ready till 8 pm! Bring your anger and resentment!"
Dinner Fights by sideeye January 13, 2009

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family
Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights

Hockey Fights 

The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"
Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."

Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."
Hockey Fights by paintballer4e16 February 4, 2010