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That woman was FATSEXY.
FATSEXY by Casey April 21, 2004
synonomous with pulling a carl, to have sex with a fat chick when you are drunk, and then lie to your girl for 3 monthes about it and then blame everyone else that things between him and his girlfriend are fucked up.
Man, why did you let me have sex with her? now i cant get laid!

Don't pull a carl on me man
Fatsex by MSOEDUDE April 10, 2005
The act of two obese people having sex.
After the two fatasses fucked their night up, they finally absorbed each other in the morning.
Fatsex by Milshake Woman April 8, 2005

Fatsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to fat people
George is fatsexual
Fatsexual by All4Anne July 22, 2018

fatsexual 

A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.
Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.

Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.
fatsexual by woo!party December 31, 2009

fatsexual 

A fatsexual is a fat person who is sexual, despite the cultural misconception that the two should not mix.
"I'm coming out of the closet as a fatsexual: I am a fat person who likes to fuck other people, and you all can just fucking deal with that."
fatsexual by buddhapotter November 9, 2015
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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