Fat squirrel 

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead

Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut

Fat squirrel by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021

Fat Squirrel 

Slut

-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.

-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts

"God, that girl is such a fat squirrel! I hate her!"

Fat Squirrel by tubicen94 October 8, 2012

Fat squirrel 

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

Fat squirrel by Matt January 28, 2005

Fat Ground Squirrel 

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

Fat Ground Squirrel by xMANder69 May 23, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019