Farting out 

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business

Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist

Farting out by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024

Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

Farting out hand grenades by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005

Farting out cum 

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

Farting out cum by Awfulman July 15, 2022

Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.

We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product

Farting out product by Joe cain September 18, 2023

out farting in the rain 

A euphemism for having nothing important to do and a lot of free time.

He’s probably out farting in the rain!

out farting in the rain by Dr Bunnygirl December 7, 2019

Fatting out 

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

Fatting out by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

Fartin it out 

(V.) To relax lazily.

"After all that shit I had to do today, I think I'm just gonna be fartin it out on the couch tonight."

Fartin it out by AgentCobbler July 17, 2013