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fap fap fap by SAN JOSE STATE April 27, 2003
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fap fap fap
Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...
You: *fap fap fap*
(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...
fap fap fap by Chullage February 1, 2009
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fap fap fap
A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.
It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.
It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.
Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*
Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.
Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.
fap fap fap by s3ph October 29, 2007
fappity fap fap
To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."
fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013
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fap fap by yayaluvshearts August 24, 2008
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No Fap 2021 by ThouShallContinue^ December 2, 2020
not my proudest fap
What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019
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