FANECON

MARKETING COLLECTOR, BRAND HIPPY AND HOBBY MARKETING

Do you collect labels, promos, business leaflets, brands and other easy marketing staff! Then you are FANECON! Multi obsessionist that lives on very margins of marketing culture.

by word act January 24, 2018

faceconcrete

The act of 'faceconcreting' is much similar to the common 'facepalm', but escalated to a ridiculous level; when a facepalm simply isn't enough, one might faceconcrete suicidally in discrace or disgust at someone's incredibly stupid words or actions. This usually involves simply holding your body rigid and falling forward on your face whilst paralyzed with amazement at someone's lack of intelligence, although could possibly involve a more intense faceconcrete, as described in the example.

Rich corporate boss: The time has come for my place to be taken in this company. Last week I told you two that one of you would be taking my position soon.
Economic genius #1: Yes.
Economic genius #2: Yes, you did.
Rich corporate boss: Well, I've changed my mind. The position will go to Chuck the trolley boy instead.
Chuck: uh-huuuh! *foams at mouth* yarrrp!

*economic geniuses, boss's PA, secretaries and coffee woman all faceconcrete from 60th storey window.*

by fluorescent September 2, 2009

farecon

he the head anti white klan they want to bankurbt the gov by pay all decendents of the slaves for thare labore to the tune a cuple mill per slave among other insane propaganda in faver blacks (please note i am not raceist but he taking it a litle to far

farcone and his kronies should meet with kkk and that would take the both of them

by tom November 11, 2003

fanaconda

Fanacondas are the rolled up boys of toilet roll you find when going down town on your lady ..... other wise known as fanny worms ... fanacondas are much bigger ... enough to wrap itself around the gentleman in question and proceed to take him down town himself

For example she had Fanny worms like fanacondas .....

I went down on her and was nearly dragged inside her when I was constricted by a large group of fanacondas

Or Fuck me chaps you couldn't see the hole for fanacondas

by Rewd53 August 28, 2023