FAMFP 

fly ass mother fucking pirate

I am a famfp and your very jealous.

FAMFP by paul booty December 27, 2006

Famfiction

Researching your genealogy on Ancestry.com and embellishing your lineage with all sorts of famous connections which may or may not be accurate.

When I discovered on Ancestry.com that I was a direct descendant of English and Scottish kings, I immediately published my Famfiction on all my social media accounts.

Famfiction by Bogrimm January 9, 2017

Fampai 

A blending of fam and Senpai. Used as a term of endearment toward Senpai you are close to, but still want to pay respect.

I'm still at level 10, I have a lot of grinding to do before I reach your level fampai.

Fampai by evilsbrotherevilb July 21, 2016

famprice 

noun

a price that is very cheap or deeply discounted; usually reserved for family members/close friends.

Hugh: "Yo Aaron did you get those new Nike HTM flyknits that dropped today?"
Aaron: "Yeah I did - they're super limited though, so I'm only looking to sell for double retail."
Hugh: "Come on, man! I know you got em for below retail; I need famprice on them."
Aaron: "Sorry man, I gotta make money so I'm gonna steve nash that offer. Later."

famprice by xaM August 29, 2014

Famform 

Famform is when your family forces you to conform to what they want you to be - not what you want you to be.

"Man, my Dad said he'd support my choices and love me if I made mistakes - but when I switched from an Academic course to a TAFE course - he went ape-shit! Said that it was my life, but if I didn't got UNI, I was totally going to fuck it up! I'm still trying to figure out what happened..."

"Classic Famform man. He won't lay off until you conform to what he wants. Worry man - because it'll never change."

Famform by Ovo Lamp October 14, 2009

famspam 

the incessant influx of email perpetuated by family and relating to blah family events such as birthday well-wishing or inconsequential family dramas such as whose cupcake recipe most resembled grandma's.

I'm getting twenty bleeps a minute in my inbox from all this famspam wishing my one year old niece, who doesn't even have email mind you, a happy birthday.

famspam by xollock March 19, 2009

fafp 

fuck anti-flood protection. on the site FMyLife (FML), when too many users post at once the mechanism anti-flood protection comes to play, preventing some comments from posting.

this is especially annoying when your post was meant to be "FIRST!"

troll: FIRST!
you (who got raped by anti-flood protection): FAFP!!!!!!!

fafp by velvel May 19, 2010