Researching your genealogy on Ancestry.com and embellishing your lineage with all sorts of famous connections which may or may not be accurate.
When I discovered on Ancestry.com that I was a direct descendant of English and Scottish kings, I immediately published my Famfiction on all my social media accounts.
a price that is very cheap or deeply discounted; usually reserved for family members/close friends.
Hugh: "Yo Aaron did you get those new Nike HTM flyknits that dropped today?"
Aaron: "Yeah I did - they're super limited though, so I'm only looking to sell for double retail."
Hugh: "Come on, man! I know you got em for below retail; I need famprice on them."
Aaron: "Sorry man, I gotta make money so I'm gonna steve nash that offer. Later."
Famform is when your familyforces you to conform to what they want you to be - not what you want you to be.
"Man, my Dad said he'd support my choices and love me if I made mistakes - but when I switched from an Academic course to a TAFE course - he went ape-shit! Said that it was my life, but if I didn't got UNI, I was totally going to fuck it up! I'm still trying to figure out what happened..."
"Classic Famform man. He won't lay off until you conform to what he wants. Worry man - because it'll never change."
the incessant influx of email perpetuated by family and relating to blah family events such as birthday well-wishing or inconsequential family dramas such as whose cupcake recipe most resembled grandma's.
I'm getting twenty bleeps a minute in my inbox from all this famspam wishing my one year old niece, who doesn't even have email mind you, a happy birthday.
fuck anti-flood protection. on the site FMyLife (FML), when too many users post at once the mechanism anti-flood protection comes to play, preventing some comments from posting.
this is especially annoying when your post was meant to be "FIRST!"
troll: FIRST!
you (who got raped by anti-flood protection): FAFP!!!!!!!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.