A device or means for measuring the amount of time spent faffing around (as I am doing when writing this entry) as against doing constructive work.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.

or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.

My productivity has dropped dramatically in the last few weeks, so I'll have to install a faffometer.

Faffometer by Ger_-ger October 26, 2009

Related Words

FAFFOT • Fagfot • Faffeth • Faffometer • faffoon • Fafgot • Fafoot

Fafoot

A fafoot is one who has acne with extreme eybrows. These people are mostly found tall.

Teach me how to fafoot.
HaHa did you see that fafoot kid yesterday?

Fafoot by The Mamba24 November 19, 2010

faffoon

(n), dumbass
used as you would use the word nigga

whats up my faffoon
yo faffoon, what it do

faffoon by beatthembongos June 16, 2010

fagfot

This word describes a homosexual with a foot fetish

Gay dude: “Take your shoes off!”
Chad: “No fagfot”

fagfot by Sock Guy October 18, 2020

Fafgot

A fafgot is a man that either lacks any or refuses any contact with the same sex, much like the slur "Faggot" fafgot could also be used as a slur. It may also be used in everyday sentences, much like the slur "Faggot" it carries a lot of weight in its own existence.

Example: Hey, look at that fafgot..

Example: I think Jeffrey might be a fafgot, I've only seen him around women, and it kinda worries me.

Fafgot by PuroPyro August 21, 2021

Faffeth

To not be silly - (Adjective)

Definition: Another word for “silly”, “Goofy”.

Tis’ but a scratch, do not faffeth about it.

Faffeth by DoeWobo2010 May 4, 2023

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026