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fuck-wit it-bitch!!!
(lui) Yo ima chill wit my f.w.b. tonight
(matt)WTF is dat
(lui) my fuck wit it bitch
(*Your buddie thts always there to satisfy your sexual desires*)
One who you share :
1.the time your parents aren't home
2.Your lips
3.Your hips
4.Sooner or later your but hole
5. If you're really stupid or really horny, your pussy with
But still don't have that title (girlfriend)
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And you wonder why he still hasn't asked you 2 be his girl 'yet' * He told you the famous quote before he asks 4 head or pussy:: "I luv u 'baby'" you think heez all into u* !?!DNT YU?!?

THINK AGAIN
SCENARIO-

Boy- hey baby I mist u all week. Jus couldn't stop thinkin boutchu

Girl- O babez I couldn't stop thinkin boutchu either

YOU(the 'f.w.b.') - hey I thot I wuz ur 'babez'!?!

Boy- o naw hoe we jus f.w.b.

Girl- Whaaa?

Boy- friends with benefits* look it up
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& thts how u found urself here gurl

U realized tht u dnt wanna be cheap & u wanna giv yo body 2 a man tht wants u 2 be his 1 & only girl........but ur good old f.w.b. lives right down the street & that dildo just aint doin the trik anymore_next thing u no, u hopped right bak on his dick knowing tht yall will alwayz be there 4 eachother when ur horny & that bein frendz with him really duz hav its benefits*

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
-its a beautiful thing!
f.w.b by *ChiChi*=*HoRNBaLL*!?!* January 25, 2010

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

F.W.T.B.B 

tom likes to fuck with the baddest bitches or "F.W.T.B.B"
F.W.T.B.B by ladouche bag October 14, 2009