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Fake Slut Syndrome: A clinical condition characterized by repetitive verbalization of whore-like or slut-like thoughts or behavior, expressed by a female who is either very unlikely to have had or has actually never had any such experiences. FSS is common is young Indian, Northern New York and white Long Island females from the higher socio economic strata.

The syndrome follows an indolent and sometimes progressive course. It is not uncommon to see acute exacerbations of it, followed by periods of remission. In rare cases is can be followed by mental status changes, so called "FSS Dementia", where the female talks non stop about obscure and even rare forms of sexual intercourse.

Treatment is unknown at this point and further research is necessary to determine its implications in society and culture in general. Prevalence is thought by some experts to be as high as 60% in some populations like those graduating from Friends Academy and White Plains High School.
Phrases expressed by females suffering from F.S.S.:
"I'm so lucky to have you because I love big dick fucking"
"I hit my man's can-of-coke thick cock"
"I'd bang that!" of a passer by...
F.S.S. by Doctor in PHYLOSOPHY March 18, 2010
Words you can keep

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

L.A.F.S.S.

(Love At First Sight Syndrome) a disability that makes you fall in love easily.
"I met your mother due to my L.A.F.S.S."
L.A.F.S.S. by C. Sterling December 14, 2019

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad
"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

F.F.S.S. 

Full of Fucking Shit and other Stuff.

Someone who has no idea what they are talking about, and they talk constant shit. These people have nothing better to do than rag on the innocent.
Sara is so F.F.S.S. because she talks about her 'friend' Melissa behind her back.
F.F.S.S. by Kris-o March 2, 2006

The F.S.S 

The F.S.S., otherwise know as the 'Face-Sitting Summersault' is an ancient sexual technique. It involves the man and the woman facing each other in front of a bed, the mans back facing the bed. The woman puts her hands under his armpits, proceeding to suplex the man onto the bed, simultaneously doing a 360 flip. This should end up with the woman planting her ass directly onto the mans face. Devious activities can ensue after this technique.
"Johnny recently got the F.S.S. used on him, and was put in the hospital for a concussion.
The F.S.S by Bweanis April 19, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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