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F.R.E.D. 

Fucking Random Erectile Dis-function, happens during intercourse, the male's penis goes floppy like jelly in the woman's vagina.
Ooooh Yeeeah oh crap its happened agin, F.R.E.D. go away!!!
F.R.E.D. by Lyceria October 8, 2010
Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.
Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!
F.R.E.D by Carlo.S April 29, 2005
First Round Early Departure.. This word is used in tennis. Usually one would play singles and doubles in a tournament, but if u loose first round, some pull out of the doubles and go home.
I was getting ready for my doubles match when I found out my partner had lost in singles and had pulled a F.R.E.D
F.R.E.D by da hog April 20, 2008

F r e e d o m 

Adj. Used to describe a state of being where one is unencumbered by material possession and emotional ties.
F r e e d o m's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me.

F r e e d o m 

something that mel gibson believes in.....go braveheart!!!
Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!

William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
F r e e d o m by Sourskittle69185 September 1, 2005

F r e e d o m 

A noble cause often used for the purposes of evil
Person 1: Hey did you see we are going to kill people to spread freedom!
Person 2: Yeah, lets force that freedom on their asses

How can the war be bad? we are spreading F r e e d o m
F r e e d o m by Devster April 26, 2006
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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