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R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L
rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
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B.I.L.F.
B.I.L.F. by Uploads of Fun February 8, 2020
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B.I.L.F.
B.I.L.F. - Brown I'd Like to Fuck
Refers to females with very brown skin tones that have profound affects on the male genitalia, including but not limited to, erections, premature ejaculations, and nocturnal emissions. Often accompanied by an unexpected alishasingh.
These individuals are sometimes of Punjabi descent, but can occasionally be from Delhi, Bangalore, and Mumbai as well. They are rarely from Calcutta. Sikhs also do not typically fall into the B.I.L.F. category.
A B.I.L.F. also has the tendency to be a pathological liar.
Refers to females with very brown skin tones that have profound affects on the male genitalia, including but not limited to, erections, premature ejaculations, and nocturnal emissions. Often accompanied by an unexpected alishasingh.
These individuals are sometimes of Punjabi descent, but can occasionally be from Delhi, Bangalore, and Mumbai as well. They are rarely from Calcutta. Sikhs also do not typically fall into the B.I.L.F. category.
A B.I.L.F. also has the tendency to be a pathological liar.
"Poppy Harold fancies himself a certain Lac-living B.I.L.F., but the Government of Canada frowns upon such naughty boys."
"Marie was barren so she adopted a B.I.L.F."
"That B.I.L.F. won't expose the clitie even though it lied for seven years."
"bin Laden is a terrorist but his niece is a B.I.L.F. for sure."
"Marie was barren so she adopted a B.I.L.F."
"That B.I.L.F. won't expose the clitie even though it lied for seven years."
"bin Laden is a terrorist but his niece is a B.I.L.F. for sure."
B.I.L.F. by Heather Strobe November 3, 2007
B.I.L.F
brother id like to f***
It refers to a brother of a friend that is very attractive, which you don't mind having sexual intercourse with. Gay black people may use this, when referring to hot guys which they see on the street, because to a black man everybody is their brother.
It refers to a brother of a friend that is very attractive, which you don't mind having sexual intercourse with. Gay black people may use this, when referring to hot guys which they see on the street, because to a black man everybody is their brother.
B.I.L.F by Chinaman10 March 14, 2011
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