A pervasive disease contracted by anyone whom comes into daily contact with a
full-blooded Essary. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: nervous ticks, Tourette's-
like swearing, uncontrollable wincing whenever a person of ethnic origin enters the room, severe and irrational
homophobia, misogynistic tendencies (usually only directed at ones spouse or the cashier at Mrs. Winters)
Man
1:"That cocksucking blue-hair cut me off in traffic! What a wore out old bitch! I had to give her two slaps across the fuckin mouth!"
Man 2: "Wow,
dude. You really have a severe case of essaryism. You should have a
doctor check that out."