I'mnotcertain's definitions

twilight

Some may call it a "book", but I would argue that to call it that is an insult to all other literature.

Twilight ≠ Book

by i'mnotcertain November 14, 2011

JAMS

Just Ate Must Sleep

after that enormous lunch, I was feeling the JAMS pretty badly in class

by i'mnotcertain November 13, 2011

bread

untoasted yeast product.

Bread is good, but i prefer my yeast products toasted.

by I'mnotcertain November 10, 2011

Hogwarts

Where I go to school.

I'm sure your Hogwarts letter just got lost in the mail.

by i'mnotcertain May 8, 2011

holocaust

The most fucked up thing that has ever occurred.

the holocaust was a pretty fucked up event.

by i'mnotcertain May 3, 2011

Jane Eyre

A book written by Charlotte Brontë in 1847 under the pseudonym Currer Bell. Typically regarded as a very fine piece of english literature, most people are forced to read it at some point during their school years. However, it actually is a very enjoyable read.

Jane Eyre was a governess.

by I'mnotcertain March 15, 2011

cadaver

The remains of a human who has ceased to live. Typically has not yet decayed a great deal.

Look, a cadaver.

by i'mnotcertain December 16, 2010