Definitions by I'mnotcertain

twilight 

Some may call it a "book", but I would argue that to call it that is an insult to all other literature.

Twilight ≠ Book

twilight by i'mnotcertain November 14, 2011

JAMS 

Just Ate Must Sleep

after that enormous lunch, I was feeling the JAMS pretty badly in class

JAMS by i'mnotcertain November 13, 2011

bread

untoasted yeast product.

Bread is good, but i prefer my yeast products toasted.

bread by I'mnotcertain November 10, 2011

Hogwarts 

Where I go to school.

I'm sure your Hogwarts letter just got lost in the mail.

Hogwarts by i'mnotcertain May 8, 2011

holocaust 

The most fucked up thing that has ever occurred.

the holocaust was a pretty fucked up event.

holocaust by i'mnotcertain May 3, 2011

Jane Eyre 

A book written by Charlotte Brontë in 1847 under the pseudonym Currer Bell. Typically regarded as a very fine piece of english literature, most people are forced to read it at some point during their school years. However, it actually is a very enjoyable read.

Jane Eyre was a governess.

Jane Eyre by I'mnotcertain March 15, 2011

cadaver 

The remains of a human who has ceased to live. Typically has not yet decayed a great deal.

Look, a cadaver.

cadaver by i'mnotcertain December 16, 2010