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The nicest person on the planet. He is so smart. He will take you to explore the world. when you go shopping with Eyosi unless he is hungry he will wait for you patiently. Just feed him he will be happy :)
Eyosi eats Alex's lunch while they were shopping.
Eyosi by noone221 November 20, 2018
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Egosizemic 

An ironic form of egoism experienced when an earthquake or seismic wave hits in the area that you have just left; Having a larger ego because a seismic wave has just hit your hometown and you feel it is because you left. First used by Link Neal and Rhett McClaughlin on "Good Mythithical Morning."
I think Link has a bit of an Egosizemic way of thinking. We just moved to Las Angelas and our hometown was hit with an earthquake. He thinks it is because we left.
Related Words
Eyosias Eyosiyas Eyosi eyosiyos ecosia Emosis Emosity Erosion erosia Eyoit
Smart and kind person who is a natural leader. Exhibits leadership skill from early childhood.
He is like Eyosias. My boss is Eyosias
Eyosias by YoAnt May 3, 2019
Internet search engine that magically converts your greed for celebrity nudes into trees.
You: "Ema Watsen nude scenes " -> Ecosia: *Can't believe we are planting trees for that* "Did you mean: Emma Watson nude scenes"?
Ecosia by JonRow May 23, 2019

eyosgkxb 

You have already done qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qetuoadgjlxvn, and wryipsfhkzcbm. Now you decide to skip every 2 letters on the keyboard to fill your boredom.
Student: I did every combination on my keyboard except the one forgotten one, eyosgkxb
eyosgkxb by TheGlizzyGoblin September 12, 2020

sock erosion 

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.
i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
sock erosion by toine toine December 12, 2012
emosick: adj. To feel sick with emotion. Emotional sickness. Overwhelmed with emotion to the point of making yourself feel ill. Often felt as (but not limited to) anxiety, nausea or a knot in the pit of your stomach.
"I feel emosick today"
"I think she is too emosick to face the day"
emosick by yuriination May 16, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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