TheGlizzyGoblin's definitions

glizzard

A Dairy Queen menu item. Just ask for it. Trust me.

Me: yo gimmie two GLIZZARDS and a small vanilla cone.
Cashier: What?
Me: A glizzard. It’s a Blizzard with loose glizzies mixed in.

by TheGlizzyGoblin August 11, 2020

Warp Fuck

A hookup that fails to make you cum so it “never happened”

John: “Did you fuck Ashly?”
Luke: “I warp fucked Ashly.”

by TheGlizzyGoblin September 1, 2020

eyosgkxb

You have already done qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qetuoadgjlxvn, and wryipsfhkzcbm. Now you decide to skip every 2 letters on the keyboard to fill your boredom.

Student: I did every combination on my keyboard except the one forgotten one, eyosgkxb

by TheGlizzyGoblin September 12, 2020