Eye Pad
An absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an iPad.
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eye pad kid
A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".
Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!
eye pad kid by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
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eyepad
A serious illness which can effect the eyes due to excessive use of the Apple iPad. Symptoms typically include sore or light-sensitive eyes as well as blindness in the most severe cases.
Doctor: It seems you have a bad case of eyepad, I would recommend limiting yourself to two hours of iPad enjoyment a day!
eyepad by ThomasValli May 28, 2010
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