An act in which a person (most commonly an old lady) who spends time peering out of a window spying on their neighbours or any other passer by. This can also be know as hawking. Whist in the act of "hawking" the hawkwill believe they are invisible, however this is a common mistake as they can clearly be seen.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).