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Third Eye Brown 

Is the fissure at the end of the alimentary aqueduct through which compacted refuse of digestion - turned to ordure - is excreted from the body. More commonly known as the… ASSHOLE or Anus…Also called the chocolate starfish or the rusty bullet hole.
"Hey Dude how is your Third eye brown?"

"Well if you must know it's pretty brown considering I just took a huge shit."

"Oh that's cool."

"Really? You think that's cool? See I think it would be a lot cooler if you'd buy some fucking toilet paper so I could wipe my third eye. It can't see shit!"

booty anus poohole bum rectum
Third Eye Brown by ECHOROCK November 29, 2011

Brown Eye Assassin 

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.
I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

Ol' Brown Eye 

"Yeah, I looked down and her ol' brown eye was starin' me right in the face.
Ol' Brown Eye by baron_iv January 26, 2003

Brown Eye Tenderizer 

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

Brown eye goodbye

When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized
Jeremy..drive up next to David before he turns off..Im going to shoot him the brown eye goodbye

captain Brown eye 

An other term for a persons anus.
"Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye"
captain Brown eye by Wicked_M4 April 26, 2006