Exxonmobil
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An oil company that hasn't yet jailed a lawyer who won a lawsuit against them (cough cough CHEVRON cough cough)
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Exxon Mobil
World's 3rd largest company (2009 sales: $310 billion); 2nd largest oil company (after Royal Dutch Shell).
Founded by John D. Rockefeller in 1862 in Titusville, PA as Rockefeller & Andrews Oil. Using combination of trust agreement and a holding company based in NJ, grew to totally dominate oil production, transport, and retailing. Standard Oil incorporated 1870.
Trust agreements revoked (court order) 1892; SO holding company broken up 1911 into 35 entities, including: Exxon, Mobil, Chevron, ARCO, Conoco, and Amoco. Amoco and ARCO were absorbed by British Petroleum, while Conoco merged with Phillips, Chevron merged with Texaco, and Exxon merged with Mobil.
Apologies to Urban Dictionary for misspelling the company's name "Exxon Mobile" in the definition for BP, p.l.c..
Founded by John D. Rockefeller in 1862 in Titusville, PA as Rockefeller & Andrews Oil. Using combination of trust agreement and a holding company based in NJ, grew to totally dominate oil production, transport, and retailing. Standard Oil incorporated 1870.
Trust agreements revoked (court order) 1892; SO holding company broken up 1911 into 35 entities, including: Exxon, Mobil, Chevron, ARCO, Conoco, and Amoco. Amoco and ARCO were absorbed by British Petroleum, while Conoco merged with Phillips, Chevron merged with Texaco, and Exxon merged with Mobil.
Apologies to Urban Dictionary for misspelling the company's name "Exxon Mobile" in the definition for BP, p.l.c..
Exxon Mobil operates 37 oil refineries in 20 countries; in the USA, it owns and operates about 12,000 service stations.
Exxon Mobil mostly evaded any significant financial responsibility for the 1989 Exxon Valdez tanker crash, the 2nd worst oil spill in US history (since eclipsed by the 2010 Deepwater Horizon blowout. That disaster cost the company about $4.5 billion, paid out over 20 years (or roughly 2% of profits over that time period).
Exxon Mobil mostly evaded any significant financial responsibility for the 1989 Exxon Valdez tanker crash, the 2nd worst oil spill in US history (since eclipsed by the 2010 Deepwater Horizon blowout. That disaster cost the company about $4.5 billion, paid out over 20 years (or roughly 2% of profits over that time period).
Exxon Mobil by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010
Exxon Mobil
The largest company in the world by total revenue. Based in Texas. Formed after Exxon and Mobil merged in 1999. The CEO is a former Longhorn.
Exxon Mobil by lewis rush October 25, 2007
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
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Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!