expenses

The amount of money a guy shells out in order to procure sexual favors.

I spent $25 on you, bitch, you owe me a blow job in exchange for these expenses.

by JenCat May 5, 2006

mp's expenses

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009

totaling the expenses

To balance your budget while taking a crap.

Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.

by jac17 December 9, 2008

calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.

Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses

by morgangills November 19, 2004

unvouchered expenses

legal theft by a governing body so that they can take a raise in salary that they are not entitled to by constitution

the pennsylvania legislature was barred by taking a raise they voted for but unvouchered expenses allowed them to take that raise early and without question.

by Spencer L November 5, 2005

normal expenses

1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc

2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test

3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room

3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.

4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you

5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.

6.

"I am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses."

by WAG IV January 29, 2010

Final Expenses

A sum of money that the elderly have to pay for funeral care. Can also be used to describe a really large sum of money to be owed to someone.

"Mr. Rogers had to pay for his final expenses early because he had cancer"

"Like hell I owe Harvey 800 bucks, thats final expenses for me"

by Pontianak December 6, 2003