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exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.
Whew I am exhausterbated.
exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

Examsterbate 

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.
F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!
Examsterbate by Quick-T May 31, 2011

Exhausterbate 

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated
Exhausterbate by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exhausterbate 

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...
"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!
exhausterbate by The Sieve August 15, 2009

Exhausterbated 

I am so Exhausterbated.
Exhausterbated by Bater99 May 4, 2011

Exhaustercated 

when a person clearly appears to be three times as tired as a normal person
I have been up for days, i am completely exhaustercated